"the mashed potatoes defiantly stood
their ground against the gravy, as if they'd read The Artist's Way and said, "I'm going to
be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!" The corn tasted like it had
been dunked in fake-corn-flavored ointment, and the popcorn chicken, breaded to
the point of parody, was like chewing a cotton sleeve that someone had used to
wipe chicken grease off their chin."
You really should read the entire thing. It's hilarious: Patton Oswalt eats a Famous Bowl
After the jump: video of Patton performing his infamous famous bowl stand-up bit.
"A failure pile in a sadness bowl":