We hate to shatter your entire comedy universescape, but it turns out Tracy Morgan comes off incredibly insightful and rational in interviews. We've clipped some of his most recent below, but make sure you're prepared for the shocking sanity of it. In fact, it might be easier for you to picture him lying half-nude on a table giving the interview to a pigeon.
TOC: When your sons watch 30 Rock, is your character just like Dad to them?
Tracy Morgan: No, my oldest son is 22, my youngest son is 16, they know me. I‚Äôm around my kids everyday. I‚Äôm regular. We‚Äôre a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.
TOC: You‚Äôre not getting divorced then?
Tracy Morgan: Me and my wife are separated but we are friends. She‚Äôs my best friend. We were married for 21 years. You don‚Äôt stop loving each other after that long a time. We‚Äôre cool. We get along.
TOC: So you were a dad when you were your sons‚Äô age.
Tracy Morgan: In the ghetto we always have kids young. In the ghetto we use sex as a sedative. It eases the pain of poverty: You‚Äôre broke and I‚Äôm broke, let‚Äôs make a family. That‚Äôs just how it is.
Read the full interview here.