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So you've probably already seen SNL's digital short music video, Jizz In My Pants. You either watched it Saturday night, or you caught it on all the blogs. I bet your grandma emailed it to you writing that if you don't forward it to 10 people, you will jizz all day long.

But what about all the people, just waking up, who haven't been online all day? What of the unemployed stoner slackers? Oh, won't someone please think of the unemployed stoner slackers!

You're welcome, unemployed stoner slackers. Don't forget to forward that email your grandma sent you, lest you jizz all day. Who are we kidding? You probably spend all day masturbating anyway.



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