If a deep recession means more Rob Corddry on The Daily Show, I say bring on the coffee soup! SPOILER ALERT: Hot and cold running pussy is your favorite joke of the day.
Things are definitely tough all over. My state is actually closing in on 11% unemployment. I heard on the news the other day that lawyers and former-executives are competing for a $10/hour poop-scooping job without benefits. I'd make a joke about how they should have taken six years to eke out a C-average at a bottom-shelf public university and gotten a job watching The Daily Show in their underwear, but there won't be a bailout for the basic-cable comedy network blogging industry, so I'm not tempting fate.