I love tasers, because they're guns and they electrocute people. But why stop there? How about a knife that drowns people or a flame thrower that kicks victims in the sweets? Hopefully the scientists at The Institute of Scientific Science are working hard to turn these dreams into reality. In the meantime, here's a special Colbert Report segment on tasers.
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