I know what you're thinking, only two fart posts today? How dare we call this the Fartedy Central Insider and only deliver only two posts about farts in a single day? I know. Believe me, I'm ashamed. If it's any consolation though, the other writers and I were all farting when we wrote the other posts. We're also farting now and will continue to fart until the close of business.
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