If you're like me, you believe the entire universe was created by sentient Yo-Yos ten minutes from now, and everything we think is happening right now is just an implanted memory that we're remembering in the future. I know it in my heart every night when I take a bath in marmalade and sacrifice an iPod to the divine Bumblebees who live in the Moon. Surprisingly, there are some who think the Yo-Yos and Bumblebees are merely superstitions meant to quell our ever-present fear of death. They're called Atheists. Here, I made a pamphlet about it.
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