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From Indecision

After setting the record straight on dinosaurs, Conservapedia recently turned their focus to fixing The Bible. Specifically, they're looking to rid the good book of all the liberal stuff like Jesus' gay beard and beef up the conservative elements. Well, as Stephen Colbert pointed out on last night's Colbert Report, no conservative bible would be complete without Himself.



Demonstrating that, just like dinosaurs, their senses of humor mostly died out a couple thousand years ago, the folks at Conservapedia have responded to the onslaught of Colbert viewers who have graciously tried to help with the conservative Bible project:

Special message to the Colbert show watchers: do yourselves a favor and watch less television. Colbert and his advertisers want to make money off you, but you can accomplish some good instead by unplugging the TV. You could even pick up a Bible.

The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30pm / 10:30c.

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