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Protecting Marriage from Married People in California Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted? Now on DVD
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I always find it funny to hear doctors and scientists talk about the possibility of prolonging life or even living forever. Not because I don't think it's possible, but because I already know I will live forever, just as soon as I clear my operating thetan and free myself from this pesky meat body. I mean, why even discuss it?

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