75 million years ago, Xenu brought billions of people to earth, blew them up with hydrogen bombs in volcanoes and brainwashed their disembodied thetans into believing the major world religions. That's just common sense. What isn't plainly obvious is if L. Ron Hubbard has been usurped as the greatest thinker of the modern age by Stephen Colbert. Perhaps these clips will help settle the debate.
Wikipedia Bans Scientology
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Scientology's New Galactic Overlord
Tip/Wag: Tom Cruise
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The Daily Show: This Week in God – Scientology