Who will win this year's World Series? It's anybody's guess. But anybody isn't even guessing, because anybody (outside of half of New York or Philadelphia) doesn't care who wins. Deciding whether to root for the defending champs or the Yankees is like trying to decide whether you want Hitler or Skeletor to get a ghost-blowjob from Marilyn Monroe. But which city's fans are the biggest d-bags? Now that's a contest we can all enjoy.
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