As BuzzFeed's Amanda Dobbins points out, while honoring Mel Brooks at the Kennedy Center last night*, Obama let slip that he was using falsified identification back when he was only 10 years old.
You see! This conspiracy goes way, way back!
* I had no idea that Mel Brooks was a terrorist. Sure, Dracula: Dead and Loving It was a bomb, but come on!**
** Yikes! That joke was terrible, but you have to admit, it wasn't nearly as bad as Robin Hood: Men in Tights.