They've all had children with Tommy Lee? Close, but no.
They'll be starring as Harry, Ron and Hermione in my proposed Broadway musical, Hogwarts' 30 Year Class Reunion? Colder.
No, they're all going to be on the dais at the upcoming Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff, featuring Roast Master Seth MacFarlane.
But when's this happening and who else is going to be there? I'm sorry, those are secrets that can only be revealed to those pure of heart enough to read the next two paragraphs.
The “COMEDY CENTRAL Roast of David Hasselhoff” tapes at Sony Studios in Los Angeles on Sunday, August 1. The “COMEDY CENTRAL Roast of David Hasselhoff” airs on Sunday, August 15 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.
This year’s Roasters include Pamela Anderson, Whitney Cummings, Greg Giraldo, George Hamilton, Hulk Hogan, Lisa Lampanelli, Jeffrey Ross and Jerry Springer. Additional Roasters and talent will be in attendance.
We'll have updates as they become available. In the meantime, here are a couple funny promos for the show.