I once read Bernie Brillistein's memoir, so I think I know a thing or two about Hollywood. When a 16-year-old girl wants to become an actor for her birthday, she calls her powerful agent uncle and lands a bit part on The OC: Hawaii Nights. From there, she gets cast in a literary film adaptation titled Grapes of Rap. From there, stardom. Classic Hollywood. But, like William Goldman once famously wrote, "No one knows anything." And this video of how Chris Gethard became the star of Big Lake certainly proves it.