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Lower case letters are for the weak. A man who uses all upper case letters is a man who knows what he wants. He needs no shift keys, just a CAPS LOCK. If you were looking for such a man, look no further than stand-up Dan Levy. He answered all our questions the only way he knew how — with emphasis, power and capital letters.

What adjective would your mom or best-friend use to describe you?
HANDSOME AND LOUD.

If you could commit a crime with any historical figure, who would it be? What crime would you commit?
LINCOLN AND I THINK WE WOULD MURDER ASSASSINS.

How do you like your coffee/women/men?
STARBUCKS AND HALF AND HALF. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? DOES IT MATTER? COOL.

First Aunt Viv or second Aunt Viv?
FIRST!

What did you dream about last night?
I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO GRAPHIC BUT IT INVOLVED ME BEING NAKED IN THE MANSION OF ZSA ZSA GABOR!

What is your spirit animal?
I'M NOT SURE. IS THAT LIKE YOUR HEBREW NAME?

Which subject were you best at in grade school?
UM… PASS.

What is your breakfast of champions?
ALWAYS A FAN OF THE BREAKFAST BURRITO.

Do you have pets?
NO. BUT THANKS FOR BRINGING UP MY DEAD DOG.

Do you like men/women with pets?
YES. I'M REALLY INTO EVERYTHING ON THE ANIMAL PLANET.

What do you do when you are not doing comedy?
TALKING ON THE PHONE OR BUYING SNEAKERS.

Vote for Dan Levy in Jokes.com's Stand-Up Showdown. Just by voting, you are automatically entered to win a trip for two to the South Beach Comedy Festival — a perfect place to hide from the cops.

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