After you're done watching The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump tonight, stick around for a special advanced sneak preview of a new Comedy Central series. Now, I'm not allowed to tell you what the show is, but I can tell you what it isn't.
For starters, it's not America's Next Top Lil' Wayne Jr., a reality show that pits contestants against each other in a series of physical and mental challenges to see who will be legally adopted by rapper Lil' Wayne.
It's also not The King's Speech Rides Again, a serialized spin-off of the Academy Award-winning film that finds Geoffrey Rush's character traveling the world to cure other royal stutterers and save the world from the threat of ravenous ninja werewolves along the way.
Unfortunately, it's not a big box of ham. But I can almost guarantee that when it becomes possible to send big boxes of ham through your television screen, Comedy Central will be at the forefront of this exciting new technology.
Okay, I feel like I've already told you too much, so just tune-in tonight at 12/11c and see for yourself.