Between Twilight, True Blood and Nancy Grace, Americans just can't get enough of vampires these days. It's almost as if they've forgotten about the atrocities committed by these blood-sucking children of the night. And as Stephen Colbert pointed out last night, even our so-called journalists are failing to hold vampires' feet to the sunlight, instead focusing their attention on innocent banks who just want to go about their business of sloppily destroying the country one botched mortgage at a time.
If you missed it, be sure to watch The Daily Show's salute to CNN's Don Lemon.
The Colbert Report airs Monday through Thursday at 11:30/10:30c.