Okay, maybe that last one's a little too ridiculous to imagine, but whatever fate befalls us over the ensuing half-decade, we can take comfort in knowing that we'll have South Park. That's because Matt Stone and Trey Parker have just signed on to do the show for at least five more years, which will put it at a whopping 20 seasons.
"The collective genius of Matt and Trey knows no bounds," said [Comedy Central President Michele] Ganeless. "Week after week and season after season they continue to surprise and delight 'South Park' fans, and that includes all of us here at COMEDY CENTRAL. We're thrilled that the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman will continue through 2016."
"COMEDY CENTRAL has been our home for 15 years and we love working there," said Parker and Stone. "'South Park' is a blast and we can't wait to make more."
Here's hoping our toilet overlords still allow us to watch TV at that point.